I need help.
I have a bad habit.
I have to feed my bad habit.
Thank god I live above my bad habit.
I am grateful that a friend (who will remain un-named) supports my habit.
All I need do is call and poof........magically, my special friend brings me the most glorious gifts to my door. (No, it's not drugs.)
Those beautiful white, aroma filled, energy giving, life saving bags of what else but....STARBUCKS COFEE!!!!
My advice to all you other addicts -
avoid rehab and always make sure you have at least one acquaintance who works for Starbucks to score you free coffee.